I have lost track of what I'm doing recently. I'm already forgetful and getting old.. anyway after 2 wks, my mum found a replacement to help out in her stall.. so i can sleep till the sun shines brightly over me..
Let's see.. recently I started watching "we got married" again.. that time I stopped because I cannot download from any good source without it hanging.. I just loved this variety show.. Brings me some much laughter.. I'm insane in my mum's eyes when I laughed so hard to my com.. sadly this show stops at ep 55.. there goes my source of laughter..
in this "food court" we called 2nd street, there is this fish soup stall in front and this indian stall at the back.. recently the indian stall and the fish soup stall did a swop.. anyone with eyes would have realise.. one day when I return to the seat with a bowl of fish bee hoon, A smarty asked me this :" u went to the indian stall to buy and she tell u fish soup stall has change to the back?" seriously I would love to try fish soup sell by an indian.. no offence but is it that difficult to realise? am I without eyes to see that the stalls have made a swop? Is she without a brain? I think inside her skull is fluid.. omg.. my brain cells always freeze at moments like that.. it's not that I'm discriminating her but I just don’t want to get brain freeze without drinking slurpee.. this is really an advanced level, really difficult to master.. I guess she practise in front of the mirror.. I'm not a guy.. Please don’t do this to me.. I wont go: "how naïve and innocent you are… " EEEE…. I think my phlegm is coming out, going to spit anytime.. come on, How STUPID can one get? it's not without general knowledge anymore, it's just plain stupid.. I seldom want to talk to her because I'm afraid this kind of "idioism" will spread..
I told my mum about it. Hope my bro will not get a wife like that. my mum does not understand my story at first.. ME: can u imagine your daughter in law come to u and ask," mum how come u know there sell fish soup? Is it because u went to the indian stall and the ah ne told u it's behind?" ME: u are going to just laugh right.. MUM: CRAZY ah.. There stand an indian and the food there, of course I know that stall not selling fish soup la! exactly.. U will not understand unless u are in my shoes.. this is just a short story out of the many I have experienced..
I think I'll try to play along next time.. Entertain her back abit.. i will try to hide my horns, throw away my red fork and put on a halo on top of me..
